Definitions by anonymous

Touch my penis

Go on, touch it. It won't bite.

Touch my penis by Anonymous May 6, 2003

Ducks in a row 

To have oneself in complete composure; to make sure things are running smoothly

If you're going to go parachuting in the nude, make sure you have your ducks in a row.

Ducks in a row by Anonymous May 6, 2003

chillins 

to be relaxing, and just basically hanging out, having a good time

"Hey how you doing?"
"Chillins."

chillins by Anonymous May 6, 2003

explosive diarrhea 

What occurs after eating Taco Bell food.

Aw man. I shoudn't have eaten that burrito. Now I've got EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA!

explosive diarrhea by Anonymous May 6, 2003

Marcin Kubiak 

Smart guy from Poland that is confused with his sexuality.

That guy in the dress is a real Marcin Kubiak

Marcin Kubiak by Anonymous May 6, 2003

liem 

a fine oriental boy.

Mang Liem, you're such a FOB.

liem by Anonymous May 6, 2003

John the Baptist 

An atomic monster from Mars who romes the streets of New York at night and feeds on human flesh.

Run for your life! It's John the Baptist!

John the Baptist by Anonymous May 6, 2003