Daniel's definitions

dirtirize

to make something or someone dirty

man I would love to dirtize that bitch

by daniel July 22, 2003

U2

A self righteous band imported from overseas. now mainly serves as an advertising campaing for the democratic party. oh, need we mention they've long since gone soft. i think maddox called it best.

"As sanctimonious as U2 tries to be, the reason their faces are lit during the commercial isn't because they're larger-than-life rock stars, but rather, because they're not. When was the last time U2 had a hit? Or a flop? Or anything for that matter? Their last major release was in 2000, an album which was so inconsequential that merely labeling it as such bumps it into a lesser category of sucktitude (but just barely, so eat shit). If their faces weren't lit up, nobody would know who they were except for the most diehard U2 fans, and nobody cares what they think."

-maddox

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by daniel September 16, 2005

Whiney Punk

Whiney Punk: an extremly gay sub-genre of Punk. Musicians in this genre are bad at their instrument, and produce simple and catchy tunes consisting of similar terrible bass lines. The lyrics in this genre talk about relationships failing, how their girlfriend dumped them, etc.

Example bands: Good Charolete, Blink 182.

by Daniel May 13, 2005

uncoolifying

kwazy word that prettyhead keeran invited. so now it is a word and you will use it. or else *shakes fist*

I was uncoolifying keeran's silly phrase that she coinded.

by Daniel October 2, 2004

dick shaft

rod

my dick is as hard as a rod of steel

by daniel August 25, 2003

Gorf

1. An exclamatory statement
2. Problematic Occurance
3. Substitute for any word you can't think of at the moment.
4. Introductory greeting between individuals aware of Gorf.

Past tense: Gorfed
Verb form: Gorfing

1.(Something crazy happens) - "Gorf!"
2.(I forgot about my final exam) - "Ah Gorf!"
3."Hey Dan I need that uh..the uh..GORF"
4.(person says while approaching another person) "GORF!!!"

by Daniel November 14, 2004

Spazzard

Contraction of Spaz hazzard. Pertaining to a person who is capable of freaking out at any given moment.

Jason: Don't go near Daniel, he's a spazzard.
Tim: Oh shit son... *runs away*

by Daniel March 31, 2005