Balls's definitions

Dirty nightlight

When a guy and girl are fucking and come across a nightlight that could be used as a butt plug

Damn I heard that they figured out what a dirty nightlight was last night

by Balls December 4, 2022

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by Balls May 30, 2022

Scobie face

The act of at least 6 prostitutes shitting in a bucket and pouring it over a john's face by his request.

Chris paid $2000 to be Scobie Faced the night before his wedding.

by Balls February 3, 2010

tre five seven

A three fifty seven revolver handgun that holds six bullets and does not release the shell of its bullets when fired.

He broke into my house so I shot him with my tre five seven

by balls June 19, 2006

seedywobble

When Adam Tomita smacks an east Russian she-male after having crazy butt sex with him/her.

Adam, I heard you seedywobbled that bitch.
P.S. He's done it before.

by balls January 25, 2005

Captain Pusswa

The biggest pussy anyone has ever met.

Captain Pusswa (Chris) was actually elected by his fellow constituents, it was not a birth right.

by Balls December 1, 2004

nut suck

n. Proper name given to Chris, describing the explanatory act of sucking on one's nuts, scro, or bag.

Scobie is a flailing nut suck, with your nuts on his mind and his tongue on your nuts.

by Balls December 1, 2004