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Definitions by Anonymous

cryptorchid 

A developmental defect marked by the failure of the testes to descend into the scrotum.
cryptorchid by Anonymous October 26, 2003

Tallywhacker 

Tallywhacker by Anonymous October 26, 2003
act of wanton sex
she was humping like a demented ferret
humping by Anonymous October 26, 2003
Het by Anonymous October 26, 2003
Jock
(n)
- A highschool aged male who plays sports and fails to see what an asshole he really is; performs stunts such as:
-bellyflop in swim class
-knocking eachother down while playing "futbol" (soccer)
-other jackassical stunts
Me: Fucking jocks...being jackasses again.

Jock: Look at me I'm gonna jump off the diving board!! *slap of flesh*
*other fellow jocks going "ooh"*
jock by Anonymous October 26, 2003

Music Lover 

One who sits at home and accumlates CD's for extreme waste of Gross Internal Product, such as 50 Cent and Eminem.
They then feel they can relate to these people and thus, talk/speak/dress/act like thier 'idols' do.
Music lovers usually take consolation in the fact they are not 'nerds'.
However this one line of defence has finally been broken down as it has been proven that music lovers everywhere are fat/ugly/smelly.
Music lovers also tend to be fan boys, they will never speak ill of their failing industry (the music industry) even though it is saturated with rubbish like Blazin' squad and Girls Aloud.
The video games industry looks set to take its place. And the 'music lover' will be a thing of the past.
"OMG OMG OMG !!!!"£!"£ did u here about Dre's new album, hes a well nice guy! i fink i can relate to him!!"£!"£, Now if youll excuse me im off to drewss up like him and take photos of myself. I'm NOT sad"
Music Lover by Anonymous October 26, 2003
Danielle "can't get the poopy songs out of her head!" and she can't get the poopy words from coming out of her mouth!
Poop by Anonymous October 26, 2003