GOD's definitions

custard

cunt bastard

That George Dubya is a right piece of custard.

by god February 14, 2003

hot-lenny

Pissing on someones face.

She wasn't in the mood for a hot-carl last night, so I gave her a hot-lenny.

by God February 12, 2005

USC

University of Southern California: plenty of hot chicks, great beer and the wildest parties around

USC Trojans rock da hizzy

by God March 13, 2005

Christianity

The most followed piece of fiction ever written. A fairytale to explain to people what man can't explain and provide them with comfort by shielding them from the truth.

Christianity blinds you.

by God May 14, 2003

Three-toad Sloth

A sloth which uses three toads to wipe his ass.

Argh. it looks like a three-toad sloth was here.

by God December 14, 2004

chilled

To hang out, but in a very relaxed atmosphere

I chilled with Jamie the other night, it was very nice

by god October 19, 2002

Dick Hammer

1 n: A penis used as a hammer, almost explicitly referencing sexual intercourse
2 n: A penis shaped like a hammer
3 v: Term used to describe causing harm to someone or some thing.

1- 'Oh. My. God. Last night was great, he has a dick hammer.'

2- 'Let's dick hammer this jerk.'

by God October 28, 2004