GOD's definitions

fuzzy handcuffs

(n) an apparatus used for more risque sexual endeavors.
Also, an item used to do laundry.

Hey, I borrowed these fuzzy handcuffs, so I can do some kinky laundry this weekend.

by God April 6, 2005

would Jesus microwave a burrito?

would jesus microwave a burrito?
or just zap it with some crazy ass lightning bolt magic!

yo jesus, microwave me a burrito

by God September 27, 2004

BMF

Bad Mother Fucker.

Zack and Bryce are BMFs.

by God December 15, 2002

enloom

the most insane music earth will ever hear

enloom is complete bliss, and enlightenment

by god October 6, 2004

Scafe

Meaning 'everything is alright', sorted, all is well. A variation on the theme of 'safe', originating in East-Side Malpas, Da Port

'Scafe Clart'

'That draw's pretty scafe spa'

by God May 12, 2003

nooget

ape or baboon

look at that fat arse nooget

by god October 14, 2003

phaqall

A rare variation of "Fuck you all", usually used as an angered response.

You guys think I look like a BUM?! PHAQALL!

by God March 22, 2003