Jeby Eyes

When you get to that state of inebriation that your left eye must look a completely different way then your right eye to focus on the person or object.

Look, she’s got Jeby eyes!

by Me May 13, 2005

speiss

To take ordinary English words and create "alternative" and "unique" spellings.

"When she filled in the form, she speissed it so badly that it was unreadable"

by me May 13, 2005

cannibal corpse

4 words. From Skin to Liquid.

Cannibal Corpse has an insane amount of talent and has really dreary sounding slow shit that kicks major quantities of ass.

by Me February 05, 2005

medusa

An extremely beautiful girl who happens to be bitchy from time to time.

Kacie is such a medusa.

by Me January 28, 2004

felch

a guy fucks someone in the ass, cums in the ass, then sucks the cum out with a straw

brian felched jen

by me September 06, 2003

net nanny

A piece of software used by parents to keep their kids from going places they don't want them to go. Can be easily bypassed through use of a proxy.

This is an example

by me April 08, 2004

kife

To steal something. Another word for Yoink and Gank.

1.Cigi had this great CD in her Cursed Corsicrap, so i keifed it.

2.I want that sign, so im gonna keif it.

by me March 17, 2003