by me July 26, 2003
a beautiful combination of perfection and more perfection wrapped into one. The only thing beastly about it is that nothing can bring grangela down!
OMG! It's grangela! Let's throw our bodies over the patch of mud so that grangela does not have to dirty her super-cool flip flops!
by me June 03, 2004
A psychological phenomenon that occurs when a male of the human species witnesses a gorgeously endowed female, and procedes to lose the ability to concentrate or focus on anything except her:
1. Tits
2. Ass
3. Legs
4. Tits
5. Face
In the case of Arkansas natives, may produce confusion about the definition of adultery, and lack of ability to use the word "is"
1. Tits
2. Ass
3. Legs
4. Tits
5. Face
In the case of Arkansas natives, may produce confusion about the definition of adultery, and lack of ability to use the word "is"
Man 1:Im sorry, what were we talking about? That blond chick that just walked by..
Man 2: With the knockers? Seems like you just had a case of penile dementia, my friend!
Man 1: Yeah, good thing we are at a titty bar. Lapdances are on me!
Man 2: With the knockers? Seems like you just had a case of penile dementia, my friend!
Man 1: Yeah, good thing we are at a titty bar. Lapdances are on me!
by Me February 26, 2003
If you dive in the shallow end of a pool, your'e a spoon!
or "dont dive into shallow water you spoon"
or "dont dive into shallow water you spoon"
by Me January 13, 2005
1. the expression most often used after receiving sexual gratification by a big booty bitch. 2. phrase used while blowin ur load
"o shit u suck a mean dick, o shit o shit.
"o shit sorry "
"o shit that was great"
"o shit i didn't mean to give u that zombie"
"o shit sorry "
"o shit that was great"
"o shit i didn't mean to give u that zombie"
by me March 13, 2003
I have cankle sores.
by me November 14, 2003