me's definitions

run dmc

great group

by me June 20, 2003

Blackbeard

The act of shitting in your hand, placing your penis on their shoulder like a bird, and smearing the feces on their face as if it were a beard.

"He was fast asleep. I could've blackbearded him so bad."

by Me February 18, 2004

emo-punk

a type of music, if that's what you want to call it, that has no meaning what-so-ever and the "bands" that produce it are worshiped by little teeny-bopper girls that think that it's rebellious and they will get more attention by listening to it. They also try and dress the part and look ridiculous as a result.

Person 1: Do you know that Ashley girl?
Person 2: Oh, the one that wears her little brother's clothes and has the paper clips and screws in her ears?
Person 1: Yeah, it's so sad to see these emo-punk kids in our school.
Person 2: I know, they try way to hard to stand out, it's fucken ridiculous and depressing.
Person 1: Someday, her and all the other little shits will regret ever being like that. I would personally be embarassed to ever look like that.
Person 2: Me too, it's all Good Charlott's fault!!

by Me April 10, 2004

candy flipper

One who rolls on ecstasy and then drops acid right after.

She is a candy flipper.

by Me May 3, 2004

split ya wig

v. To cause someone grievous cranial harm

"Yo that foo be stuntin on dis block...Im'onna grip my steel and SPLIT that homie's wig"

by me April 3, 2004

Parrot

Placing your penis on another person's shoulder, resembling a pirate's bird.

"Dude, I can't believe you just parroted me."

by Me February 18, 2004

Smacktard

1. An idiot, online or offline. The kind of person with such high hopes for the future you wouldn't be suprised seeing them smacking a retard on the street one day.
2. Someone who actually goes around smacking retards.

The smacktard team shot me in the head spamming the phrase "I pwned j00!!!111"

Three smacktards were arrested for assault.

by Me July 6, 2003