me's definitions

Sexy Beast

Someone unbelievably hot; Hotter than imaginable; makes u melt

Kenny is the biggest sexy beast i hve ever seen!

by Me November 6, 2003

AARP

A book of things for old people to purchase to make their retarted children to do more work for them. Ie: weelchairs, sinks, bathtub surrounds.

I need an AARP book, that kitchen sink is leaking and I don't have enough money to get a new one instauled.

by Me May 13, 2005

ozaboe

the coolest little brown bunny with two penis's thats hit earth.

awww look at ozaboe he's trying to stick one of his penis's in cuddles

by me February 14, 2003

Metrosexual

When a straight guy is so in touch with his feminine side, that while at bars, gay men walk up to buy him a drink, and he says, "Thank-ya SHORTAY"

"He is so metrosexual. He has macked his girl, and all the guys dont know it yet. They all think he is waiting for them."

by me October 24, 2003

grumpapotamus

A very grumpy person. Usually signifies chronic grumpiness.

Stop being such a grumpapotamus.

by Me January 2, 2005

disasterpiece

A popular song by Iowa 9-piece Slipknot. Opens with one of the most psychotic lyrics ever.

"I wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound..."

by me January 29, 2005

tactor

A stage technician that is occasionally forced into an acting position against his/her will

Thomas the Techie has a part as the lead Tactor.

by me December 7, 2004