j's definitions

Sleep Talker

A sexual act where-by the male forces his erect penis into the females mouth while she sleeps, thus making her sleepy sighs sound muffeled and distorted.

Bill couldn't hide his guilt as he heard Sally sleep talk.

by J May 3, 2005

britishing

Britishing: paying real world dollars to people for cyber-sex, then player killing them as you climax.

After a long night of britishing, my i had a nasty case of rawdick.

by J August 6, 2003

creationist

a person who believes, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, that every single word in the good book is 100 percent factual. They tend to exhibit outward signs of basic intelligence and know a lot of big words, occasionally even well educated, but have the general intelligence of a shoe. See also : brainwashed.

God SAID it happened so it did! Shut up! it did too! la la la i can't HEAR you!

by J October 16, 2003

Motherfucker

fucking your own mother

democrat

by j August 6, 2003

automatron

A tool that can be used to automate almost anything, from brown sugar to a mars probe.

Perl is my automatron.

by J May 4, 2003

terrorise

the act of completely and utterly raping sumone of their self respect. the recipient of the terrorising is left to felt like he has his trousers down and is taking repeated ass rapings from Lex Steele and Britains entire naval fleet

i terrorised you in a fashion

Look at you, you took a fuckin terrorisin

by J May 4, 2005

durrr

The same as saying no duh or the sound a retard makes and is fun to say with a lot of people.

Kid 1: Your sister is soooo hott.

Kid 2: Durrr...

by J June 30, 2005