j's definitions

crump

The act of slamming your cock up someones rump from behind

Yo nigga, I crumped that sloppy bitch fo an hour last night!

by J January 31, 2005

Futem

"to Fuck" in the romanian language

vino sa ne futem

by J November 11, 2003

cuntitude

A cunty or cuntish attitude.

Lose the cuntitude, Karl!

by J April 1, 2005

Damien Rice

Brilliant singer/songwriter from Cellbridge County Killdare.
Absolutely unreal live!!!

"I was at that Damien Rice gig last night, it was amazing!"

by j April 9, 2005

jzo

marked by the characteristic of being cooler than cool,in reference to a short asian girl dubbed 'jzo' by her fellow surburia gangstas. not of course,affiliated with jlo.

wussup jzo! u noe!

by j December 11, 2003

hizukify, hizukifying, hizukifyied

When something is exemplfied as being not neccesarily stupid nor smart. It is neither foolish nor wise. It is simply and utterly cute, causing one to become hysterical and overwhelmed by this person or thing's voice, touch or mer presence.

The way Jessica told me about her dream of us getting all cozeh(cozy) made me burst into glee. It was Amazing. It was so precious that I became hizukifyied.

by j May 27, 2004

Dirty Hooker

Origin in the Pittsburgh Area.
Definition: one who is not only a hooker, but is dirty.

Can be abbrieviated to Dirty Hook.

Gary is a Dirty Hooker.
Timmah is also a Dirty Hooker

by J December 16, 2004