Tom's definitions

lagnaf

let's all get nude & frolic!
(this is a better definition when the word is used in the office)

LAGNAF - "Let's all get nude & frolic"

by Tom January 20, 2004

Signature Finish

My patented move where I ejaculate my "liquid pearls" with care onto a woman’s face or other desirable area. The signature finish is used to finish off an intense session of sexual intercourse and in extreme circumstances my signature finish is used to mark my territory.

After I satisfied my woman in every way she could imagine, I left my signature finish on her back to remind her of me.
Or
Don’t eat that pizza, Tom is mad at Troy and left his signature finish on it.

by Tom January 26, 2005

ballin

playin' some street bball

I was out all night ballin

by ToM January 15, 2003

buzzums

tits basically Eg. tits breast boobs

'My god emma has big tits' 'i see what u mean!'

by Tom January 3, 2005

Headshot

When someone gets hit in the face with a fat gob of spooge.

I just totally headshotted that bitch.

by Tom January 24, 2003

shizzout

shizzout: to give someone a shout out, or acknowledgement

I be's giving a shizzout to all my homies back in da hood, fo all their support

by Tom May 13, 2005

uber drizunk

The state one is in after having consumed a copious amount of booze. More drunk than drunk, sloshed, shitfaced.

James was so uber drizunk, he fell down the stairs and began yelling, "Yayasss yayassss yeahs yeahs yeahs" uncontrollably.

by Tom January 18, 2005