Tom's definitions

Rezzen

Telling a lie to cover up another lie.

For years, I've been rezzen. I just wish their was a way to fix it.

by Tom October 10, 2004

religion

A belief system lacking in logic. Denies in some shape or form hard-to-accept facts, such as death, chance, and chaos. Often includes rituals and rules. Frequently abused by authorities to keep the masses under control. Includes shamanism, monotheism, henotheism, etc. Often the source of bad decisions.

The Scandinavians starved themselves to death by not learning from the pagan natives how to survive in Greenland.

Members of the Panawave Laboratory believe their leader is dying from communist microwaves attacks.

by Tom November 20, 2003

Tom's Tour of Europe

A type of exaggeration used by a man when trying to persuade a lady-friend to sleep with him, probably in a one night stand. Usually the perpetrator will have maybe visited a couple of friends on the continent, getting so drunk at each place it really does matter where he went.

This summer I went on a Tour of Europe. Please sleep with me.

by tom October 7, 2004

poop finger

can be a practical joke in which one jams his finger into an unsuspecting victim and runs away, shouting the term

poor johnny got a deep poop finger by the huge senior

by tom November 14, 2003

sokla

a very fine ass cambodian girl; that gives good head ;)

Damn Sokla you give good head.

by Tom July 3, 2003

Eggman

The one who has the master plan.

I am the Eggman, that's what I am, I am the Eggman, I've got the master plan...

by Tom November 27, 2003

Omif

Everyone's favorite newbie

Silly Omif, don't eat THAT!

by Tom November 28, 2003