Tom's definitions

religion

an idea somebody accepts despite all evidence to the contrary.

Life is worth living.

by Tom March 10, 2005

heaven

The place one travels to after smoking pot.

"Man, Ima get me some pot and go to heaven tonight"

by Tom October 9, 2005

Meat Thermometer

To thrust one's penis into the female/male funny stinky spot

"Tim gave Lauth the Meat Thermometer all night long."

by Tom March 5, 2004

Devil Box

Slang for cell phone.

"Its tough to write e-mail on this devil box, I'll tell ya more later"

by Tom May 27, 2004

tense

When something is either amazing or something is really bad.

eg1- That party was Tesnse!
eg2- jon:im grounded
steve:ohhh thats tense!

by tom April 8, 2005

percy poppin jigga munketrester

see "beat back big hug metamucil powder"

look at that fat crakka

by Tom April 20, 2003

urwin

A tall and incredibly handsome teenager, with an uncanny ability for both playing the guitar and pimping hoes.

Jeez have you seen Jackie over there with that right "urwin"

by TOM August 1, 2004