Tom's definitions

up hill gardener

Someone who pushes shit against the force of gravity, other definitions include a trouser pilot,cock jock or bum raider.

If God wanted you to push poo uphill he would have given you a wheelbarrow!

by Tom February 27, 2004

handbrake turn

while driving, pulling up on the handbrake while simultaneously turning the steering wheel, thus enabling the rear of the car to be carried through the turn as the rear wheels lock. as the handbrake turn is being executed, a ridiculous screeching sound is heard from the back tires.

Me: handbrake turn
Ben: YES!
Car: <screeeeeeeeeeeeeech>
Both: That was fuckin' awesome.

by Tom April 18, 2004

wicked smurf

"good" "great", term used to express satisfaction. Stems from misheard mc hawking lyric, "you think i'm soft just because i'm wicked smart"

hardcore rugged and raw says:
want more stuff on my arms first
LES. says:
will look wicked smurf

by tom May 13, 2005

caiti

one who is a loser and smells of diapers because she wears them because she has problems controlling her bodily functions

Damn it smells like booty! Caiti must be coming

by tom January 19, 2005

flip the bitch

a maneuver in which you execute a U-turn at a rate of speed over 25 mph. handbrake turn optional in extreme conditions where there is a narrow road with close approaching traffic

Me: fuck i missed the turn. time to flip the bitch.

Ben: HELL YEAH!!!

by Tom April 18, 2004

Asquith Boys

A dodgy, underfunded high school in an area so far north of civilised Sydney there really should be cattle grazing there.
Also has undoubtably the worst team in the senior Indoor Soccer Comp.

Man, Asquith boys are so shit at Indoor. I can't believe I actually kept a clean sheet against them.

by Tom December 16, 2004

trudgeon

fat willyz surf boy.

ryan the burgeldoinker is sponsered by fat willyz

by tom May 13, 2003