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Neta is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She looks like art she is prettier then the moon, she looks like one of those sad movies with a bad ending but still finding comfort in the sadness. If you know a girl name neta, keep her because if she choose to be your friend it means that you are special.
Get the Netamug. 
He's extremely intelligent, traumatized, sweet, funny (in the nerdy way), and just fucking perfect. I think I'm falling in love all over again
Person 1: hey, isn't that your ex, Antonio..?
Person 2: yes- but we're still friends
Person 1: why? Don't people normally never talk to their exes after the break up?
Person 2: yes well, we've both matured. We're in highschool now, and I think I'm falling in love with him again. I'm remembering why I fell for him in the first place.
Person 1: why not ask him out again?
Person 2: because, I doubt he'd want me again. I feel like I ruined my chances. Also, I'm a trans man. I doubt he'd *want* a trans guy.
Person 1: that's a big L for you, g.
Person 2: I wish I had rizz
Person 2: yes- but we're still friends
Person 1: why? Don't people normally never talk to their exes after the break up?
Person 2: yes well, we've both matured. We're in highschool now, and I think I'm falling in love with him again. I'm remembering why I fell for him in the first place.
Person 1: why not ask him out again?
Person 2: because, I doubt he'd want me again. I feel like I ruined my chances. Also, I'm a trans man. I doubt he'd *want* a trans guy.
Person 1: that's a big L for you, g.
Person 2: I wish I had rizz
Get the Antonio..mug. "Yo, I pounded that vaguyna last night!"
Or
"That's why I hate getting drunk, it makes my vaguyna hurt! "
Or
"That's why I hate getting drunk, it makes my vaguyna hurt! "
Get the Vaguynamug.