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The typical goodie shoes, the teachers pet. Probably tan and selfish but nice once you get closer to him/her.
Person 1: The teacher is calling a student to help her (teacher).
Person 2: She is probably expecting Seelozna to come.
Person 2: She is probably expecting Seelozna to come.
Get the seeloznamug. 
Get the nirujaamug. Fucking someone so good that they get a strong spiritual connection and fall madly inlove with you, only to find out that she just wants to be friends
Person one “man I thought you guys were starting to get serious”
Person two “ me too man but she must have just pulled a Dirty Jayda on me”
Person two “ me too man but she must have just pulled a Dirty Jayda on me”
Get the Dirty Jaydamug. When someone does everything in their power to put someone else down and ruin anything they have going for them. Also being manipulative and dishonest with total disregard for anyone else and absolutely zero remorse.
Lenny: “Hey Jim, did you hear what Kyle did last Tuesday?”
Jim: “No… what’s that?”
Lenny: “He anally raped Dick’s mother while pouring sugar in his gas tank.”
Jim: “Wow! That’s some serious shit baggery right there!” How does a guy like that live with himself?”
Lenny: “Well, it’s simple really. He’s a total shit bag. He doesn’t give a fuck about how anything he does affects anyone. The guy’s a fucking psychopath.”
Jim: “No… what’s that?”
Lenny: “He anally raped Dick’s mother while pouring sugar in his gas tank.”
Jim: “Wow! That’s some serious shit baggery right there!” How does a guy like that live with himself?”
Lenny: “Well, it’s simple really. He’s a total shit bag. He doesn’t give a fuck about how anything he does affects anyone. The guy’s a fucking psychopath.”
Get the Shit baggerymug. 
