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Mr. Diddlez

He is ashamed of being a diddler but he's also a champion at it
Mr. Diddlez has two watches on because it's always time to diddle
by anonymous March 7, 2021
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faggot

Calvin vershwan fucking swan is a faggot
by anonymous November 27, 2021
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Dirty Colstick

When a guy shows his hairy ass to you and he has butt plug and you pull it and he violently shits on your face.
I went to this guys house and did a dirty colstick.
by anonymous February 20, 2025
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The Poz

The creeping cosmic force of progressive liberalism that oozes across the world, turning everything it touches into liberal progressivism. The Ice-Nine of politics.

Analogy might be with The Blob as a description of the Civil Service.

Individual citizens might have desires that, aggregated, would sum to a vaguely centre-right world view. But the inexorable logic of The Poz acts as a groupthink counter-weight, to draw matters always and everywhere towards the progressive left -- be it Coca Cola, McKinsey, the government, or even ostensibly reactionary forces like the police or the clergy.
As he watched the police float roll past at Pride, then switched over to the BBC to hear another headline about how women were 'the most affected' by the Ukraine war, and after he had watched the 99th smiling interracial couple on the ads over on ITV, and received his court summons for online misgendering, then heard Rishi Sunak advocate for 'climate reparations', and the Archbishop of Canterbury deliver a Thought For The Day on how heroin use was misunderstood, and read that his local council were putting up some 300 alleged refugee Albanian males in the best suites of the Park Inn, Graham still refused to recognise the existence of The Poz.

"It's simply a series of unrelated incidents. And besides, this must just be what your average citizen on the Clapham omnibus wants", he spluttered, and went back to searching for a non-affirmative action media internship. In vain.
by anonymous November 21, 2022
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Cyrus

This is probably one of the coolest name anyone can have, if you ever met a Cyrus, he’s probably the most out going & funniest person you could meet. Try not to fall in love ladies, because he knows he’s a good looking fella. Very smooth with his words. He most definitely know how to throw it down in bed. He will clap ya shit to death. He’s also hopelessly romantic. Dude will make you feel like a queen & a pornstar all at once
Her: who’s that fine looking chocolate men on the dance floor?

Her best friend : oh that’s Cyrus! He’s fine huh?
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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justinlaboy

Knows nothing talks on everything
Oh you don’t know what that means that’s Justinlaboy
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Ewee

Ewee
Ewee
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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