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The strength of a silverback gorilla.
The passion of a French poet.
The cock and balls of Gregor Clegane.
The four pillars that make up all that is: Jake Gottesman. A schemer in the streets and a pleaser in the sheets, Jake is sure to leave you satisfied regardless of where you happen upon him. Whether he’s you lover, business partner, friend or family member, one thing is for sure; you’ll get banged. You’ll get banged in the kitchen, you’ll get banged waiting for your egg n cheese and you’ll get banged while folding your laundry. No where is safe. Actually now that I think about it stay as far away from Jake as humanly possible, unless you want sex ruined for you for the rest of your life.
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