perfect playlist

the perfect playlist. one your friends and you can listen to, or one you can listen to alone in the shower or on a midnight walk. songs that capture the hints of pain but keep you in the mood to persevere. distracts you with happiness in the little things in life.

this is a perfect playlist

by January 31, 2021

Graden

A really cool son of a bitch who can always make you smile. He’s known for his playful banter, and is always single. He’s photogenic and always looks good; whilst never being a chore to be around.

Person 1: “Did you hear the joke Graden told us?”
Person 2: “Yeah I did, it was really funny!”

by November 24, 2021

Beating off behind the bush

Synonymous with beating around the bush.

I know you have some thing weighing on you Johnny, stop beating off behind the bush and just say it.

by July 24, 2021

Love

When a dog by the name of Max lays with testicles not of his kind reminiscing on the days he used to have a pair. Which is the true meaning of love.

i love my new car.

by November 28, 2024

malkot

bad word

aliya: hi makot
myra: hi malkot
malkot: stop

by October 03, 2020

the 'M' - curse

the curse of only being attracted to girls whose name start with the letter 'M'

Jakub: "What are the girls' names that you last interacted with in non-platonic ways?"
C: "M***a, M******e, M****a, M****n, oh...shit, I've got the 'M' - curse"

by December 23, 2022

xaylon

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don't be a xaylon

by November 22, 2021