Person 1: Woah, did they just SD three times?
Person 2: Yeah man, it’s a called a “balkistic”
Person 1: I didn’t know that!
Person 2: Yeah man, it’s a called a “balkistic”
Person 1: I didn’t know that!
Get the balkisticmug. A Japanese female name that describes an individual who is perfect in all ways. A Natsuki is beautiful, highly intelligent, funny, and most importantly, she is fun to be around and understanding. If you ever meet a Natsuki considered yourself blessed for you have been in the presence of an angel
Get the Natsukimug. Donny said his favorite thing in the world was to have his dirty ass eaten out by a complete stranger…that was before I introduced him to my neighbor’s shit-n-peanutbutter loving schnauser Max Peen and his Humpday $5 dogjobs.
Get the Dogjobmug. When you courtesy flush and the water rises to a level that barely kisses your balls before retreating downward to finalize the flush. Resulting in a physically great feeling of cold water on your balls and an emotionally great feeling of taking a huge shit.
Get the toilet 2formug. 
Formal noun;
The first name of female, guaranteed to be the absolute biggest liar, cheater, slut, cunt , and hideous human being in the history of the world. They are almost always good mothers until the son or daughter starts bringing friends home.
This is the first thing they do to make sure they have no relationship with the adult child bc they immediately start seducing them and befriending the teenager, and then sexually harassing soon follows.
The kinda of friend that fucks your husband, dad , mom or children.
No Phallus is big enough for the muddy hole between her cellulite ravaged thighs.
Heather would be a better choice for opening up a hunting season year round than to waste a New York second in her company. She fucks every single one of her friends spouses, but strangely enough most are known to be really good swimmers, probably because evolutionary biology has taught them to swim because of the massive number of times they have historically been tossed overboard, off bridges, or drowned in shallow water ! Run the opposite direction and never look back if you’re ever in close proximity to a
Heather.
The first name of female, guaranteed to be the absolute biggest liar, cheater, slut, cunt , and hideous human being in the history of the world. They are almost always good mothers until the son or daughter starts bringing friends home.
This is the first thing they do to make sure they have no relationship with the adult child bc they immediately start seducing them and befriending the teenager, and then sexually harassing soon follows.
The kinda of friend that fucks your husband, dad , mom or children.
No Phallus is big enough for the muddy hole between her cellulite ravaged thighs.
Heather would be a better choice for opening up a hunting season year round than to waste a New York second in her company. She fucks every single one of her friends spouses, but strangely enough most are known to be really good swimmers, probably because evolutionary biology has taught them to swim because of the massive number of times they have historically been tossed overboard, off bridges, or drowned in shallow water ! Run the opposite direction and never look back if you’re ever in close proximity to a
Heather.
Heather gave her daughter’ s fiancé some loose sloppy pussy and a case of Herpes, 1&2 …….
Odds of that happening are 1:1
Odds of that happening are 1:1
Get the Heathermug. The official Deffinition Of wap (Pronunciation Wah- P) Is Worship and prayer (Tommyinnit Rendition), or in other terms What a pickle (BadBoyHalo Rendition)
Get the Wapmug.