A bait and switch, by tricking a person into believing you are going to complete one action to them, and then subsequently ignoring that action and completing another that is completely absurd and/or unrelated.
Her pretending to pull me into a broom closet but then actually sending me to an ancient stairwell was a complete Egyptian Hallway.

jikavis is a fine smart person

When you get a giant Tesla cannon and tase and destroy your balls with it and letting out a mighty roar
Cassidy: how’ve ya been buddy
Torbjorn: I was bored as fuck and wintoning myself now I can barely walk
Torbjorn: I was bored as fuck and wintoning myself now I can barely walk

Shoptodipa is a very sarcastic person with lots of jokes to tell people. This person loves making people laugh and has a good sense of humour. However , this person can be a little too amazing at times and make people mad. So they try to stay a good amount of amazing.
Your mom: Do you know Shoptodipa ?
You: Yes of course, that amazing person I hang out with? She is awesome!!
You: Yes of course, that amazing person I hang out with? She is awesome!!

For example: celesley could be nice and out of no where a huge different person.. but the same one you’ll always love.

My name is Oluwanimisokan
