The most badass last name to be founded in Mexico. It dominates any other last name in the world. People with the last name Faudoa are the best looking people in the world, except if your first name is Jaden.
Get the faudoamug. 
Oneandonlyalpha is really smart and talented and such a good friend. You can count on them. They are also very rude but very sweet as well
Get the oneandonlyalphamug. 
A lawless land deep in the wild of Enniskillen that's hard to find, can normally be only reached after 12AM while slightly intoxicated or high. On occasion sir Gregor himself will make an appearance. Gregs worship of land is often spoiled by crentants of the land who are just there to have a good time. Some say that after 2AM that class A creatures, appear on a rare Saturday night to elevate the night to the next level.
Patrick did you rip the doors off the shed last night?
Patrick did you spill garlic dip in the shed 7 days ago and still have not cleaned it up?
Patrick did you spill garlic dip in the shed 7 days ago and still have not cleaned it up?
Get the The shedmug. Guaranteed batshit crazy - A female who surrounds herself around the equine industry. Most often a trust fun baby. Can seduce with the flash of an American express card. Couldn’t ride one side of a bus and gets piped by old rich guys for pony’s and equestrian apparel.
Get the equisketmug. 