A 50th birthday party where the birthday person is given a golden shower at the moment of blowing out the candles. instead of presents can you get Pee scent. Similar to a comedy roast but where the birthday person is literally pissed on.
On my 50th birthday, I had a hint that there might be a surprise in store but instead received a golden jubilpee Arranged by my ex girlfriends!
Get the Golden Jubilpeemug. 
Aliénor is always cute as hell. No Aliénor is bad at doing eye-liner that's in their ADN. They tend to cry a lot when their sad and to laugh a lot when their happy.
A Aliénor is the best friend you could ever have as she is smart, kind, funny and comprehensive. But be carefull never ever tell a Aliénor "grossomodo" since it could infuriate her and make her enter in a state of pure rage.
P.s: they love potatoes
A Aliénor is the best friend you could ever have as she is smart, kind, funny and comprehensive. But be carefull never ever tell a Aliénor "grossomodo" since it could infuriate her and make her enter in a state of pure rage.
P.s: they love potatoes
Guys 1: What's that ?
Guys 2: You mean Aliénor ?
Guys 1: No I was talking about this atomic bombshell
Guys 2: Like I said that's Aliénor
Guys 2: You mean Aliénor ?
Guys 1: No I was talking about this atomic bombshell
Guys 2: Like I said that's Aliénor
Get the Aliénormug. 