A word used for literally everything. Used to replace a word on a sentence that is easily inferable, or if you just don’t know a good word to use. It is a noun adjective and a verb.
“You have a little poob on your face”
“Laird loves poobing all the time”
“He is very poober, he likes doing poob and stuff”
“Laird loves poobing all the time”
“He is very poober, he likes doing poob and stuff”
Get the Poobmug. Sigma Male-
The rarest male type. Instead of wasting his precious time interacting with fellow humans, he decides to spend it on investing. The sigma male comes in many different forms.
Type 1: 40+ years old, lives in Dubai with his 18 year old wife he met on a business trip in Sweden. He drives an expensive car, owns a 6 million dollar condo, with the newest iPhone always in possession.
Type 2: The rising sigma
This sigma is between the ages of 14-18. He is so obsessed with investing that he doesn’t even wipe his ass, as it is apparently seen as a sign of weakness to him. He is distanced from everyone around him, and makes sure to check the stock market every time a female passes by him.
The rarest male type. Instead of wasting his precious time interacting with fellow humans, he decides to spend it on investing. The sigma male comes in many different forms.
Type 1: 40+ years old, lives in Dubai with his 18 year old wife he met on a business trip in Sweden. He drives an expensive car, owns a 6 million dollar condo, with the newest iPhone always in possession.
Type 2: The rising sigma
This sigma is between the ages of 14-18. He is so obsessed with investing that he doesn’t even wipe his ass, as it is apparently seen as a sign of weakness to him. He is distanced from everyone around him, and makes sure to check the stock market every time a female passes by him.
Guy 1: ew what the fuck is that smell?
Guy 2: oh it’s Chris over there, the “sigma male”. He doesn’t wash himself so you can smell his chocolate starfish all the way from over here.
Guy 1: that must be why he gets bullied.
Guy 2: oh it’s Chris over there, the “sigma male”. He doesn’t wash himself so you can smell his chocolate starfish all the way from over here.
Guy 1: that must be why he gets bullied.
Get the Sigma malemug. toe pisa is a lovely creation by the people on roblox called Fahmed4eva and ItsVanessaPlayzOMG.(friend us!!!) it is often used when your pizza tasted like feet.
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Met the chick at the bar she told me she wanted to fuck but when we got to my house she was the biggest Dagger Lagger.
Get the Dagger Laggermug. The funniest girl on earth.She is the sweetest girl and always listens to you.When you have a problem she is always there for you! Everyone needs a friend like Ewitra!<3
The prettiest girl in the World Ewitra
Get the ewitramug. 