Kind of a Bitch, but always has your back. Slushly will most likely go no where in life. On the bright side he has his friends. Unless his friends leave him. Has a boring romantic relationship and sucks balls.
Get the Slushlymug. 
National eating dick day is on May 2 . Girls Celebrate by going out with their couple and eating their dick.
Get the Eating dickmug. The comatose-like sleep one slips into immediately post nut. You pass out without cleaning up, cock in hand or vibrator between your legs. Upon waking the sheets are stuck to you.
I overslept because I forgot to set my alarm! I was in a cumslump.
Usually you look cute when you sleep. But last night I could tell you were in a cumslump.
I’m so embarrassed when my mom came to wake me up I was obviously in a cumslump.
Usually you look cute when you sleep. But last night I could tell you were in a cumslump.
I’m so embarrassed when my mom came to wake me up I was obviously in a cumslump.
Get the Cumslumpmug. Iralys is better then Colby so Colby can say this is a lie but it’s not stay mad you rat iralys is better then Colby and that’s the truth👍👍
Get the Iralysmug. When a game is, usually, so good that it glues you to it for way longer than it should. Usually written as KFA.
"The new game in the series is coming out next week, so I'll probably reverse afk"
"Wait, you're still grinding the thing?"
"I'm KFA'ing it, I'll be done soon"
"Rank reset is tomorrow, wanna duo and KFA?"
"Wait, you're still grinding the thing?"
"I'm KFA'ing it, I'll be done soon"
"Rank reset is tomorrow, wanna duo and KFA?"
Get the reverse afkmug.