Cookblock

(Verb) Acting like T. Cook by making things: proprietary, serialized (when one component is paired with another via serial numbers), difficult or impossible to repair (glueing components together, making exclusive deals with component manufacturers).

Engaging in consumer-unfriendly practices.

I wanted to replace my laptop's cracked screen, but the company Cookblocked me by making me buy an entire lid assembly instead of just the panel.

by July 20, 2023

Quantum entanglement

The totally real, non-coke binge fueled theory, that particles can affect other particles at any distance without direct contact. Totally real and not magic.

Quantum entanglement is the science behind voodoo dolls, telepathy and telekinesis.

by February 22, 2024

Seci

Shalee

Hey seci

who’s seci-
shalee obviously

by December 28, 2020

squigga

Squid Game Nigga.
A Slur For A Korean And Black Mixed Person.

I dont want to hang out with that squigga
why is that squigga walking towards us

by April 12, 2023

wytab

What are you actually talking about

"I wasn't able to enter a giveaway because I was at school"
"Bro, wytab? You had all week to enter"

by December 4, 2024

Alberto

Super hot guy but I don't like him much, like he is cool, good sense of humour and all but damn is he hot

Imagine being like Alberto, couldn't be me

by July 5, 2022

jay's mom

A whore of a woman who birthed two sons, one being the obvious (Jay) and the other being Richie. While Richie looks retarded he really isnt. His brother Jay on the other hand is a full blow derp a derp. These guys are allowed to build houses in the state of Nebraska.

Someone: we’ve only explored 20% of the universe
Me: we’ve only explored 20% of jay's mom

by July 19, 2023