Heres a story when I was masturbating One time when I was home alone I was horny for some reason so I took my mom's dildo from her room and started riding it I took off all my clothes and started moaning so load the. My step brother came in and I said come over here and he started licking me the I sucked his large cock till he cummed he put that large cock in my ass it felt so good so I invited one of my friends to join they came over and they both started licking me so hard and pinching me it felt so good so I started licking her and riding him
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That one Russian guy who almost dies at least once a day, but to him it's totally normal by that point. His blood is 56% vodka, and every now and again he likes to frequent random ghost towns in northern Siberia. Generally he's a cool friend to be around, and he doesn't make a lot of enemies. He's got nice dark eyes and looks like Jon Snow as well.
Random Person: Damn, that dude is crazy he's out here in -20 degree weather in a t-shirt, he must be freezing, poor guy.
Other Guy: I don't know man, he looks fine right now.
*Misha whistles away in jubilation*
Other Guy: I don't know man, he looks fine right now.
*Misha whistles away in jubilation*
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Hot ass mf that steal ur heart in a beat. This person shops a lot and messes around the whole fucking time. Not afraid of any kinds of boys or girls and always plays hard to get.
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