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Cowboy's fan 1: Man, I can't believe that we choked again this playoff, I thought this was our year man!
Cowboy's fan 2: I know, but at least the team can play brokeback mountain now.
Cowboy's fan 1: OMG, that's my favorite play
Cowboy's fan 2: I know, but at least the team can play brokeback mountain now.
Cowboy's fan 1: OMG, that's my favorite play
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