TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents.
The Rents take an artificial and outsized interest in your mundane posts this time of year because they want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections so you can have dry turkey and iced tea on the couch like God intended, in memory of the Fifth Commandment (the one about mum and dad).
The Rents take an artificial and outsized interest in your mundane posts this time of year because they want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections so you can have dry turkey and iced tea on the couch like God intended, in memory of the Fifth Commandment (the one about mum and dad).
Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?
Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.
What did you post?
A picture of my sandwich.
Let me see.
Oh, Bro. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.
What did you post?
A picture of my sandwich.
Let me see.
Oh, Bro. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
The practice by which governments, corporations, or organizations attempt to present themselves as ethical, humane, or progressive on issues related to borders, migration, or refugee policies—while simultaneously engaging in or supporting harmful, exclusionary, or exploitative practices toward migrants, refugees, or border communities.
The tech company engaged in borderwashing by promoting its donations to refugee charities while simultaneously selling surveillance tools used in migrant detention centers
a super sexy girl, a divine being among mortals. Any living being can admire the perfection that she represents.
When she gets somewhere, everyone can feel her presence in the air.
There is no dictionary that can define her perfection, words can only express approximations. We can only know that we are in her presence because everything around her is perfect.
When she gets somewhere, everyone can feel her presence in the air.
There is no dictionary that can define her perfection, words can only express approximations. We can only know that we are in her presence because everything around her is perfect.
average boy 1: Wow what a beautiful girl.
average boy 2: Yeah, why is she so perfect?
average boy 1: she must be a sacbé
average boy 2: Yeah, why is she so perfect?
average boy 1: she must be a sacbé