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FOYPOS

f*ck off you piece of sh*t
the writer has great contempt for you
the writer no longer wants to communicate with you because they feel you hold no value in the conversation
FO = f*ck off
FOYPOS= f*ck off you piece of sh*t
FOYM= fuck off you moron
FOYI= fuck off you idiot
FOYLPOS= fuck off you little piece of shit
by anonymous July 2, 2015
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Functionally Poor

Adjective describing a person(s) who has just enough money to go out to bars, movies, etc. but never enough to go grocery shopping
Being functionally poor, Lazar never has groceries but everyone at the bars knows him!
by anonymous July 23, 2015
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Scared

Adj. What a thirsty woman says if she's putting down sex (usually right after she's met you) but you ain't hearin' it. Sometimes seen as "scared of women," "scared of me," or just plain "scared."
Woman: "I would do you real good...I'd give you just what you want..."
*showing off all she's got* "BAM! Look at that body!" *shows off some skin*
"You sure you don't want a drink? I want to see what you're like when you're drunk."
"Buy me a drink."
"I want to see what you're packin'..."

At this point, a family member or friend might step in to help.
*looks at her, looks at you, like "So, what do ya think?"

"She wants you."

"She's a good woman, she'll treat you right."
"Please, just do it for me."

You: Naw...

Her: What, you scared?

(Even if you're upfront with her, she might keep on asking this over and over if she still thinks she still might have a chance. She might also try to touch your body, or tell everyone you're scared. Your best bet is to flee, and never return.
by anonymous August 11, 2015
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frosty nuts

The salubrious feeling of putting Gold Bond powder on or around ones taint and/or fromunda pre-swamp nuts, giving the chilling sensation of Autumn Frost against the nuts.
"Bro my nuts is swampy, got any Gold Bond?"
"Do I got Gold Bond? I'm rocking these Frosty Nuts right now!"
by anonymous August 23, 2015
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Shamuery

(Noun) The collective utter stupidity inherent to, and encompassing the inevitable mind-bogglingly brainless deeds of shamues.
You wouldn't believe the level of shamuery I ran into at the dmv today. What a bunch of shamues jumping around.
by anonymous July 27, 2016
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bumlicker

when someone is sucking up relentlessly to someone for their own profit or to sound good in front of them
i couldnt even hear what the bumlicker was saying from all the slurping
by anonymous August 2, 2016
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brexit

" The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. "- winston churchill once again proving us hes right.
tom- remember the times of brexit...

rob-yea those were dark times when donald trump, boris johnson and voldemort ruled the world
tom- thankgod we have harry potter
by anonymous August 2, 2016
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