Two shits in the wind

Not give a fuck

Sorry man but I don’t give two shits in the wind about ya gran’s funeral

by February 25, 2023

Rishard

Big General😎

Rishard is the one and only big general

by November 21, 2021

'mokin

When your grandbaby tell someone that you're out smoking.

Grammy was outside 'moking!

by February 28, 2023

Rave

Collective noun for Katie's

Such a sick party, that rave of Katie's are fully ASBO!

by April 17, 2022

Blow

Wind out of your mouth

Blow on

by November 30, 2021

Angus Hogan

He is a professional basketballer, surfer and scientist. He pulls guys and girls of any age but isnt interested in them his heart lies with the sea and the court. However he is sexually romanced by fish and dolphins, gets him going.

"Hey Did you see Angus Hogan on the board Yesterday"
"Yeah he was fucking a fish or something. "

by May 23, 2022

Dinosaur

Dinosaur are animals that most people say they are extinct, but i think that they could still be alive to this day. Just they are hiding out somewhere. They are a lot of peoples favourite animals, including George Pig and yours truly, ME! Dinosaurs are just so cool. They are definitely alive still!

Kid: I love dinosaurs
Person1: Hey kid dinosaurs are DEAD!
Kid: wahhhhhhhhh
Me: no dinosaurs are probably still alive dummy
Person1: oh (feels stupid)

by December 14, 2020