giant gym rat

A giant rat that lives in a weird school that cant afford to get a exterminator.

The gym was buzzing with the usual chaos of kids running around, but then Kenza's eyes widened as she spotted something unusual. A giant rat, the size of a small dog, was perched precariously on the roof of the gym. It looked like it had been feasting on some serious gym snacks.

The janitor, Mr. Thompson, was a no-nonsense kind of guy. He saw the rat and, without missing a beat, grabbed his broom. With the precision of an Olympic javelin thrower, he hurled the broom at the rat. The broom hit its mark, and the rat tumbled down, landing with a thud on the gym floor. The kids erupted in a mix of cheers and screams.

But that wasn't the end of it. A few days later, during a particularly boring assembly, Kenza noticed the rat again. This time, it was lurking near the bleachers, right next to where all the 6th graders were sitting. Everyone was oblivious, except for one brave 7th grader who let out a blood-curdling scream, "RAT!" The entire gym went into a frenzy, with kids scrambling to get away from the bleachers.
Dance kid: ugh PE is so bad what do u even do?

PE kid: I watch janitors throw brooms at giant gym rats.
by February 26, 2025
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Sae-Hwan

one of the most fascinating albeit slightly haunting people I’ve ever encountered. if strengths and weaknesses really are synonymous then they’re not manipulative, just extremely strategic. usually I’m a logical person (okay not really) but I told them I loved them after only meeting in person once. Kind of impressive. I’ve never been so bold. Don’t know what possessed me.

They’re tall, handsome and East Coast bred. Taller than me even. I never saw them smile in real life unfortunately but I think it’s probably a dazzling experience.

They’re quick-witted, knowledgeable and charismatic online at least. Also decent sense of humor.

Real talk I think they helped me more than I realized at the time. Deep down a kind person covered in layers of pain.
“Say when you’re ready Sae-Hwan cause you have a line of people waiting to get to know you goin out the door
-Me

“Sae-Hwan is the one for me”

-Everyone

Say what you wan but we’re one and the sameee”

-hmm
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Ferrari 599XX Evolution

The fastest car in Forza Horizon 4 with the correct tuneing can reach a speed off 361 mph. They are only available in the auction house and sell for about 10,000,000 credits
Guy 1: I bet I can beat you in a race.
Guy 2: I have a Ferrari 599XX Evolution.
Guy 1 Never mind.
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getting yerved

to absolutely gamer on someone. To actually make someone feel very not pog
Terrance was totally getting yerved on stream the other day. I hope he recovers.
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Nog logged

When you drink so much egg nog that you are too full to eat or drink anything else.
I'm sorry, I'd love to try your soup, but I'm nog logged.
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Gayvan

If your name is Gavin and you have gay sex in a van. The van is usually a shipping van.
Gavin: I had gay sex with a rando in a van.

Friend: Okay congrats Gayvan!
by September 02, 2022
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