the practice of enforcing a legally binding agreement on a customer without explicit informed consent or done so with hopes of the terms being bypassed or neglected (and ultimately unknown), most often enacted by corporations who actively lobby against consumer rights.
examples:
- changing the terms of the agreement at a point in time after the initial exchange
- dark patterns set up to mislead the customer, confuse them, waste their time (stalling) or lie to them
- a forced arbitration clause on page 69 of the end-user license agreement stapled to the inside of the refrigerator packaging cardboard box which the customer will never come in contact with
- charging the customer for services which they have not received, charging hidden fees, or charging cancellation fees
- automatic contract renewal without consent or confirmation
- assume that the customer accepts the new terms if they don't respond immediately respond
- make it extremely difficult or impossible for the customer to disagree, refuse, deny or cancel
- take maximum advantage of the customer as much as allowed by hidden clauses and loopholes in laws and regulation
- sharing private and highly-sensitive personal customer data with "1281 vendors/our advertising partners", or to the general public
- avoiding all liability, responsibility engaging in scapegoating and shameless blame-shifting and steering, even if all these measures have resulted in wrongful death
- Retroactively Amended Purchase Experience
examples:
- changing the terms of the agreement at a point in time after the initial exchange
- dark patterns set up to mislead the customer, confuse them, waste their time (stalling) or lie to them
- a forced arbitration clause on page 69 of the end-user license agreement stapled to the inside of the refrigerator packaging cardboard box which the customer will never come in contact with
- charging the customer for services which they have not received, charging hidden fees, or charging cancellation fees
- automatic contract renewal without consent or confirmation
- assume that the customer accepts the new terms if they don't respond immediately respond
- make it extremely difficult or impossible for the customer to disagree, refuse, deny or cancel
- take maximum advantage of the customer as much as allowed by hidden clauses and loopholes in laws and regulation
- sharing private and highly-sensitive personal customer data with "1281 vendors/our advertising partners", or to the general public
- avoiding all liability, responsibility engaging in scapegoating and shameless blame-shifting and steering, even if all these measures have resulted in wrongful death
- Retroactively Amended Purchase Experience
hey everybody! how's it going? hope you're having a lovely day. i'm not. i'm probably not gonna have a lovely day tomorrow, for the next few weeks, and maybe the next few months. today we're going to be talking about another case of eula roofieing.
Get the EULA roofieingmug. ‘He gave me neck now I got protect’
She’s protected by him, he claims her like a dog tag. Mess with her he’s coming for you
She’s protected by him, he claims her like a dog tag. Mess with her he’s coming for you
Get the Neckmug. If u have shrist in ur friend circle ur lucky
Get the shristmug. NastarSexual is basically people who got erection from lookin at nastar cakes. nastarSexual people probably jerking off on those cake. and, some people really married the nastar. and keep the nastar until the nastar change color.
This case was seen during Eid al-Fitri. many people got nastarsexual on that event. maybe 10-15k indonesian people got nastarsexual.
This case was seen during Eid al-Fitri. many people got nastarsexual on that event. maybe 10-15k indonesian people got nastarsexual.
Rudi: bro lu kalo makan nastar, makan kuenya dulu baru isinya atau langsung makan?
imran: kalo gw sih dientot nastarnya. karena gw nastarsexual. liat nastar ngaceng berat.
rudi: ga normal anjing mati aja lu
English translation
Rudi: bro, if you ate a nastar, you eat the cake and then the pineapple inside of them or just ate them anyway?
Imran: In my opinion, I rather to fuck the nastar. Because, I got an erention when i see those nastar
rudi: you're weird as fuck, kill yourself
imran: kalo gw sih dientot nastarnya. karena gw nastarsexual. liat nastar ngaceng berat.
rudi: ga normal anjing mati aja lu
English translation
Rudi: bro, if you ate a nastar, you eat the cake and then the pineapple inside of them or just ate them anyway?
Imran: In my opinion, I rather to fuck the nastar. Because, I got an erention when i see those nastar
rudi: you're weird as fuck, kill yourself
Get the NastarSexualmug. 
A euphemism for masturbation. Similar to "turning Japanese", as told in the song of that name by The Vapors".
Get the Riding the hand carmug.