Wannabite is the name of the boat 2 brothers from New Jersey run, and catch everything in the ocean on.
Get the Wannabitemug. Oh man this means a boss of the whole world and means smart so get you bitch ass off and you better bow down
Get the agibamug. My poop was so full and long and curvy, I thought I needed to call Auntie Anne, but it was just an unbraided soft pretzel, a Wetzel (Salt optional).
Get the Wetzelmug. 
A flaming hot homosexual with a fetisch for seeing people eat Ikea’s schnitzel on top of a raw, still living salmon with a spoon.
Get the dirty Axmug.