balkistic

To self destruct three times in a single match of Smash Bros.
Person 1: Woah, did they just SD three times?

Person 2: Yeah man, it’s a called a “balkistic”
Person 1: I didn’t know that!
by December 09, 2020
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Misreddit

When a person totally misses the point of a post, or some other text communication, because they applied or assigned the incorrect context to that text based on their own strong personal or political bias.
OMG! These two numb-nuts in the forums randomly started a ridiculous flame war over my post because they both totally misreddit. It became a Boomer vs Gen-Z thing for no reason.

My mom was all pissed at me the other day because I texted, “Have a good day”. She totally misreddit and thought I was being sarcastic because she was in a shit mood.
by May 13, 2022
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jaketa

Jaketa usually describes a beautiful, all-around perfect girl. They are smart, kind, funny, and sweet. They are super cute, with an infectious smile. You can fall in love very easy with one. They can usually have a rough outer shell full of attitude, but have a very sensitive, loving heart in the inside.
1. Jakeria is so beautiful and funny, you can’t help but to love her.
1. Jaketa is so beautiful and funny, you can’t help but to love her.

2. She Jakeria is so fun to be around.
by November 23, 2021
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Throatasaurus

She was sucking my shit so good call her throatasaurus Rex
by September 14, 2020
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binprawn

a state of being that involves despair and local portaloos that customers complain about
feeling so binprawn today, like so low’
by September 01, 2025
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Smithil

XO❤️
Smithil
by November 24, 2021
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lauralaine

Lauralaine is hot, funny, sexy. Really just better than everyone in every way. Obviously, since she’s a Sagittarius.

She’s got a super soaker gorilla grip punani and believes we don’t need more people populating the earth

(Please stop having kids💗)
Lauralaine is literally the baddest bitch to walk the earth!
by November 23, 2021
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