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(adj.) Refers to things coming from the Sugondese Autonomous Region (aka The Federation of Sugondis) of Western China, near the borders of Afghanistan and Pakistan. Since the Sugondese language and culture are distinct from others in China and the Middle East, the region was given autonomy in 1981. During its recovery from Mao Zedong's Great Leap Forward, the Sugondese Region experienced a period of prosperity and readopted their traditional religion of Bofaism. In modern times, the Sugondese Region's economy is quite small, but remains stable due to the widespread cultivation and export of various tree nuts, which accounts for around 96% of the region's income. Tree nuts are very common in Sugondese cuisine, as they have been a staple food source there for millenia. Recently, the Sugondese people have become the subject of crude jokes and memes on the internet, which some theorize were started by the Sugondese government to boost tourism. Whether or not this conspiracy theory is true is not known; what is known is that it's funny as fuck.
Guy 1 (while eating): Mmm, this is really good! What is it?
Guy 2: Sugondese food.
Guy 1: Huh?
Guy 2: Sugondese nuts.
Guy 2: Sugondese food.
Guy 1: Huh?
Guy 2: Sugondese nuts.
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A girl that is cute and pretty and has a big heart. Mostly common to the zodiac sign Leo. She trusts too easily and at the same time can be insecure. She is a good lover and unbeatably a loyal friend.
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