LURCH; being the malignant narcissist that it is; is a clear example of an oxygen thief. The fat, useless chump of a coward, just sits in the Spa Pool every day and stares at people from behind its shades.
Known for his ability to make everyone feel good about themselves even if they don’t deserve it. A very tall glass of water topped by a lucious set of hair. Enjoys morning kisses and mashed potatoes. His street name is “the paps”. Short for Papilicious because he’s a Papi and he’s delicious.