A man who thinks he’s above everyone else due to his country’s rich history(which he had nothing to do with)
9/10 a waste of sperm but sometimes it will produce someone good such as Freddie Mercury, Shakespeare and Gordon Ramsey.
Unfortunately successful civilians rarely popup in a country that is only liked by its own dwellers.
Englishmen are currently confused with Welsh and Scottish men however, you can tell the difference between them with 3 easy facts.
1.Unlike the Welsh and Scottish, Englishman usually smell like fish, cigarettes or diarrhoea, typically having all the scents at different parts of the body.
2. If you ask an Englishman a question, when they answer and open their mouths, look at their teeth. If there seems to be mold growing on their molars, asparagus in between their front teeth and they’re all point in different directions, you have 100% got an English man. Welsh and Scottish generally have much cheaper dental care than the English.
3. If they’re bald, skinny, pale as the rake and don’t have any colour in their eyes, you have found a type of Englishman who makes up around 30-40% of the male population. Examples of this are: Bald Martin, Jack Wiltshire and Phil Foden in about 20 years.
I hope this gives you a brief understanding about the typically aggressive locals of England. Please don’t get them mixed up with their chad counterparts(Wales and Scotland)
9/10 a waste of sperm but sometimes it will produce someone good such as Freddie Mercury, Shakespeare and Gordon Ramsey.
Unfortunately successful civilians rarely popup in a country that is only liked by its own dwellers.
Englishmen are currently confused with Welsh and Scottish men however, you can tell the difference between them with 3 easy facts.
1.Unlike the Welsh and Scottish, Englishman usually smell like fish, cigarettes or diarrhoea, typically having all the scents at different parts of the body.
2. If you ask an Englishman a question, when they answer and open their mouths, look at their teeth. If there seems to be mold growing on their molars, asparagus in between their front teeth and they’re all point in different directions, you have 100% got an English man. Welsh and Scottish generally have much cheaper dental care than the English.
3. If they’re bald, skinny, pale as the rake and don’t have any colour in their eyes, you have found a type of Englishman who makes up around 30-40% of the male population. Examples of this are: Bald Martin, Jack Wiltshire and Phil Foden in about 20 years.
I hope this gives you a brief understanding about the typically aggressive locals of England. Please don’t get them mixed up with their chad counterparts(Wales and Scotland)
Errrrr- he’s got bunny teeth that point in all directions, his breathe smells of cigarettes and poo, him sweat patches smell of sardines. HE MUST BE AN ENGLISHMAN
Someone: *hits another person*
Another person: *stomps on someones face*
Someone else: “Dude stop pulling a tyler!”
Another person: *stomps on someones face*
Someone else: “Dude stop pulling a tyler!”
Khayalethu is our home, like our home. He is a person that you can talk to anytime, very gentle and good sense of humor,but he can be a jerk sometimes when it comes to women his a player so do watch out.
Is the most amazing guy out there. Will love you for you. He is a life saver and a angel sent from heaven. He is the type of guy everyone wishes they had but only those who are lucky like me can call him mine. He is someone you will never want to let go once you have him by his side. And sometimes it takes four times to realize he is the type of person you what and need. His smile will instantly give you butterflies. His touch and his hugs make you feel safe and like nothing could ever get to you or hurt you and just give you the biggest wave of love, comfort, and joy. His laugh makes you laugh but not because you find it funny just because it is adorable. He is the type of guy that will put you first before anyone or anything. He will always be by your side and someone you can turn to and rely on for anything. He is is smart. He is funny. He is the whole package. He is the light at the end of the tunnel or the light lighting your way home at night when it’s dark. Believe me when you find him you don’t want to let him go. Cause when you look at him you see your future the one that you want to have your kids with and spend the rest of your life with. He is my forever. He is someone I will always love. And he has a hard past but just be there let him know you are there to talk and comfort him. Just hold him. If you ever get lucky enough to have him in your life just make sure he is happy and keep reminding him you love him
“Richard is my home”