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deepta

She's just so fucking cute and funny. When you look at a Deepta girl your day just gets a whole lot better. She's interesting and passionate and beautiful and you would be goddamn lucky to have a Deepta in your life.

Dave: I fucking love Lucy dude. She's perfect for me.

Tom: she's a Deepta bro. Don't let her go

by anonymous March 13, 2018

NutFlix

The equivalent of Pornhub on your TV.

Megan:why the hell do you have a subscription to NutFlix? And the family pack subscription!
Edward:PornHub is the past. The future is now, Old (wo)man.
*Edward gets dumped, and has his left hand muscle wayyy larger than his right. He calls it ol' Reliable*

by anonymous March 14, 2018

!!!!1!!11!1

A sign used to show you are under the age of ten, probably play Minecraft, and don't know how to use the keyboard. This is usually used accidentally, by a random little kid whom is raging because he lost his arrows and his diamond sword.

Don't say Jesus!!!!1!!11!1!!! This is a Christian server!

by anonymous March 13, 2018

twyman

A rare last name yet beautiful Twyman means a goofy person with a great personality always smiling if you get in a Twymans face you’ll get punched twyman also means very active

There goes a beautiful Twyman

by anonymous March 13, 2018

roimata

Roimata is a brown bitch with no boobs. She is most likely to be Polynesian, her nationality being probably is Tongan or Samoan. Even though she can be nasty, she has the prettiest eyes you’ve ever seen.

Jake: Who is that brown girl with no tits?
Oscar: Man, that’s Roimata but she’s a bitch.

by anonymous March 14, 2018

Marcellus

A shitty Syracuse suburb in Upstate New York. No one has ever met a person from here, in fact its debatable if the town even exists. The only thing the town is known for is its miles of reeking manure farms and several rednecks that were too wild to be allowed to live within Syracuse. There is no chance of surviving this strange wrong turn town, especially when you take the road with 13 curves that kills everyone. So just stay on Interstate 81 and avoid this trap.

Redneck from Marcellus: "Wanna buy some corn, grown fresh here in Marcellus?"
Customer from Marcellus: "That's not corn, it's weed. Give me a few grams."

by anonymous May 12, 2018

Lake Placid

Known for the 1932 and 1980 Olympics and nothing else. Rich dicks visit the town in summer and fill the narrow two-lane main street trying to go to Starbucks. If the Miracle on Ice hadn't happened here, the past string of shitty governors of New York would not have dumped millions into funding the overrated ski town. Whiteface ski prices are expensive even for the rich assholes that live there. Lake Placid's shadow blocks out any success possible for the neighboring towns of Tupper Lake and Saranac Lake. Everyone from Lake Placid is either rich, a dick, or both.

Lake Placid Native: Woohoo Miracle on Ice was lit! We're the best place on the planet!
Tupper Lake Native: You're why our town gets no funding.
Saranac Lake Native: Tupper Lake sucks. Shut up you Lake Placid wanna-be.

by anonymous May 12, 2018