number one my dads number two kanye east's number three my own number four eminems number five my classmates number six nicado avacados he tried to eat my hand number seven orlands number eight moist criticals number nine mat pats number ten sussy amoguses
damn thos where the worst balls ive ever touched

person1: did you see top ten worst balls ive touched

person2: ayoo?
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top 5 worst people

number 1 kanye west number 2 kanye east number 3 kanye south number 4 kanye south number 5 me
top 5 worst people oh wait i meant niggas oops
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cotton picker

a thing you say to black people after they insult you
black man: stupid ass hoe you dumb ass nigga
me: stfu and go pick my cotton dumb ass cotton picker cotton cruesader
black man: damn you
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Lachanophobic

a person who is scared of lettuce and other vegtibles there fear can lead to sickness due to unhealthy diets
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