Lachanophobic

a person who is scared of lettuce and other vegtibles there fear can lead to sickness due to unhealthy diets
person1 *pulls out lettuce*
person2 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lachanophobic people are weird
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top 5 worst people

number 1 kanye west number 2 kanye east number 3 kanye south number 4 kanye south number 5 me
top 5 worst people oh wait i meant niggas oops
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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Part 1: Buff magic sunlight people try to kill a gay vampire
Part 2: Buff magic sunlight people try to kill gay vampires
Part 3: Buff men with punchy ghosts try to kill a gay vampire
Part 4: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a man with a hand fetish
Part 5: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a trap
Part 6: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a black priest
Part 7: Paralyzed man with punchy ghosts tries to win a horse race
Part 8: c o n f u s i o n
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is one of the most confusing shonen anime of all time.
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the act of having to live

make it stop please jk never gunna give you up never gunna let you down never gunna run around and dessert you never gunna make you cry never gunna say goodbye never gunna tell a lie
person1: the act of having to live

person2: dont click on that
person1: why
person2: its a rick roll

the act of having to live it sucks
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everyone exept me: jreuhdgijrehgkjrngjrengjkerngrejgnreiguergjnrekgnrejgnerjgnrjgnrngrgfsknfjb *plays noises8
me: just shut the fuck up
everyone exept me: NO mfbjhrngjrgnrjgnjrgnrjrhb *plays noises*
people in my class wont shut the fuck up
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nicado avacado

the fattest peice of shit to ever live cries if he drops food and does not like that one woman feeding the stray cats also he is gay and has a boyfriend named orland they fight alot and its kinda funny
person1 have you ever heard of nicado avacado
person2 yeah he is a fat ass peice of shit known as a pig
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