outta-whack-back quack

official name for a chiropractor / informal: may be shortened to ‘back quack’

You should never pump heavy weights without wearing a body belt – ‘cause you’ll only end up at the outta-whack-back quack, Jack.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 24, 2012

conditional agnostic

a person who practices agnosticism until his/her death is imminent; at which time he/she embraces all religions and divine beings thereof

My devout conditional agnostic uncle used to say, “God grant me the serenity to put-up with these holy rollers,” but when he was dying, he had ecclesiastic types coming and going for days.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 25, 2011

AABD

acronym for "Arrested Adolescence, Bail Denied" / a chronic case of arrested adolescence

Many of the top comedians have full-blown AABD.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 02, 2013

homeyopathic

adj: psychopathic rage against family, friends, or neighbors

The autopsy proved it wasn't drugs, but a tumor that caused him to turn all homeyopathic.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 11, 2013

buck-tweet

an intrusive commercial advertizing message one receives on Twitter

I hate that whenever I use a technical term on twitter, I end up getting unsolicited buck-tweets about related products or businesses.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 19, 2013

baited breath

What one gets from eating sushi.

You could tell where they’d dined by the baited breath and the aroma of sake.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ April 07, 2009

nerd-do-well

A financially successful geek.

He was thought to be the loser of his graduation class, but now this nerd-do-well could easily buy the figgin' school.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 12, 2009