ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ's definitions

smun

a smutty pun

He sees himself as quite the smoothy with the ladies, but he’s just a total bore with a bunch of corny smuns.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 29, 2011

alamodevated

adj: to be adamantly chic \ or obsessive about pie with ice-cream

He is so alamodevated, he bought a whole new wardrobe – the height of fashion - but the real reason is that his old gear won't fit anymore, 'cause he's turned into a giant alamodevated dessert freak.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 23, 2010

homeyopathic

adj: psychopathic rage against family, friends, or neighbors

The autopsy proved it wasn't drugs, but a tumor that caused him to turn all homeyopathic.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 11, 2013

hobbo

abbreviation of hobby condo / an urban apartment kept for recreational purposes by a person who normally resides in the suburbs or rural area / opposite to a hobby farm / not to be confused with "hobo": a person without even one home

A hobbo is like a hobby farm – only for party animals.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 26, 2013

pornody

an amalgamation or portmanteau of ‘porn’ + ‘parody’ \ a term for a pornographic parody on a conventional film, TV show, and any other work of art, or media event

I’ve just learned that they’ve made a pornody called “Star Whores”! My god, is nothing sacred!

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 26, 2011

baited breath

What one gets from eating sushi.

You could tell where they’d dined by the baited breath and the aroma of sake.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ April 7, 2009

conditional agnostic

a person who practices agnosticism until his/her death is imminent; at which time he/she embraces all religions and divine beings thereof

My devout conditional agnostic uncle used to say, “God grant me the serenity to put-up with these holy rollers,” but when he was dying, he had ecclesiastic types coming and going for days.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 25, 2011