ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ's definitions

douchebolical

To be both diabolical and a douche bag.

How can you vote for that racist, fascist, douchebolical dung monger ‽

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 13, 2016

spellculate

To fake the spelling of an unfamiliar word.
Can be inserted in informal writing, in brackets, after any guessed-at spelling - so you still look stupid, but at least aware of it.

I hate trying to write people's surnames; I always have to spellculate.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 30, 2009

homeyopathic

adj: psychopathic rage against family, friends, or neighbors

The autopsy proved it wasn't drugs, but a tumor that caused him to turn all homeyopathic.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 11, 2013

lesbotically challenged

a term for when a closeted gay woman cannot bring herself to act on her desires

My aunt said that she stopped being lesbotically challenged when she skipped school one day and went to see “Thelma and Louise” – where she realized “Something crossed-over inside her, and she couldn't go back.”

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 18, 2013

dragamuffin

a tattered or unkempt drag queen

The day after the Pride Parade, I spotted my cross-dressing neighbour staggering home, looking a total dragamuffin.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ April 10, 2010

hobbo

abbreviation of hobby condo / an urban apartment kept for recreational purposes by a person who normally resides in the suburbs or rural area / opposite to a hobby farm / not to be confused with "hobo": a person without even one home

A hobbo is like a hobby farm – only for party animals.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 26, 2013

conditional agnostic

a person who practices agnosticism until his/her death is imminent; at which time he/she embraces all religions and divine beings thereof

My devout conditional agnostic uncle used to say, “God grant me the serenity to put-up with these holy rollers,” but when he was dying, he had ecclesiastic types coming and going for days.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 25, 2011