hallelucination

a religiously themed halucination

The POTUS's blonde tomato Spiritual Advisor has some over-the-top hallelucinations.

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formidababble

outstandingly good speechmaking / a portmanteau derived from ‘formidable’ and ‘babble’

They say the President writes all that great rhetoric himself, not wanting to rely on the formidababble of professional speechwriters.

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a term for if/when the Ebola virus evolves to become airborne, and the ensuing global devastation

It’s a futuristic survival movie, set in post Ebolution times.

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breasts that have undergone surgically augmentation

You should have seen the dancer's beach-party -- a riot of augmentitties.

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verb, past tense / to have been hoodwinked by someone you consider to be a wanker.

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Poorly-written, non-lyrical poetry -- which you should never listen to while driving, or operating heavy machinery.

I tried to stay focused, but after a half-hour of that never-ending prose-yak, my brain switched to Stand By.

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He sees himself as quite the smoothy with the ladies, but he’s just a total bore with a bunch of corny smuns.

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