bottle

Policeman in Cockney rhyming slang. i.e. Bottle (& stopper) = copper = policeman.

Scappa, there's a bottle.

by ô¿ô October 01, 2010

moaf

n. Army slang for a black soldier because of his purported use of "mother fuckin'" before most nouns in a sentence.

Sergeant, get those moafs off their bunks and police around the baracks.

by ô¿ô August 06, 2006

GUAGAL

Grow up and get a life.

Her only response to the little twerp who was always hanging around was "GUAGAL".

by ô¿ô July 29, 2006

amazing

One of the 31 words comprising the entire vocabulary of modern Neanderthal mouth breathers, twinkies, and other morons. Helpful, along with piercings, tattoos, and multicolored hair dye, for quickly identifying the lower social orders.

Did you see that amazing bling on the bro with the awesome tattoo?

by ô¿ô October 30, 2007

foolscammer

Any of a large group of confidence men, particularly priests, ministers, rabbis, and mullahas, who pray on the irrationality of the weak brained to gain power and wealth.

Since that foolscammer came to town, the old churches are half empty on Sunday.

by ô¿ô May 19, 2007

elbow candy

a piece of fluff aging insecure men take to events for their decorative quality rather than their scintillating conversation.

Where did George pick up that elbow candy he brought to the Christmas bash?

by ô¿ô May 05, 2009

jaffa

An orange. Originally referring to oranges from Israel. London slang.

For breakfast I have a jaffa and a cuppa.

by ô¿ô February 22, 2007