ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ 's definitions

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The way absolutely nobody says "..."

Person1: Ok, but what if we lived in a house inside the earth and my mom was also person6's son and my older sister and if you die you start flying and turn into a flying hamburger and then you die again and turn back into yourself and never die again? Also we eat rocks and chocolate wants to kill us?
Person2: ... Lol wut?
Person3: •••
Person6: I-
Person4: HEY! I'M THE ONE WHO IS SUPPOSED TO TALK NOW! :(
Person5: person3, what the hell is that?
Person3: •••

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ April 10, 2022

OOOOOOOOOOHHH

What any fucking dumbass who isn't even included in the conversation shouts when they hear the dumbest insult you can think of, and by that I mean so bad, that it actually offends me just because of how dumb it is.

Person1: What are you doing?
Person2: ur mom lmaooaoaoao
That one guy: OOOOOOOOOOHHH!!1!1!!!1!
Person1: Wtf is wrong with you?

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ March 19, 2022

ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ

me

Hello, my name is ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ.

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ March 24, 2022

Among Us

A video game that was created in 2018 by Innersloth and somehow blew up in late 2020. It started to die out in early 2021, partially due to a stupid update which added "quick chat", a weird chat system that isn't quick at all, according to literally everyone. In March-April 2021, innersloth added a new map, called "the airship", alongside the accounts update, which was hated by the Among Us community, mainly because it was very buggy. Afterwards, they decided to change the art style, add new colors and 11-15 player lobbies. I think they've also added new roles. At the time I'm writing this, it's 2022 and the game is somehow still alive, especially the unfunny, overused memes, like "When the imposter is sus!!1!1!1!1!", which I see ALL THE DAMN TIME! Like, can Among Us just die already?

Among Us player: Hey, wanna play Among Us?
Me: Isn't it dead?
Among Us player: What? Of course not!
Me: ...
Among Us player: So, do you wanna play or not?
Me: No.
Among Us player: Why?
Me: I don't play Among Us.
Among Us player: But you did.
Me: Exactly, "DID". It's in past tense. I don't play it anymore.
Among Us player: Please!
Me: No.
Among Us player: Pretty please!!
Me: No!
Among Us player: Why not?

Me: Because I don't play Among Us!
Among Us player: BUT YOU DID!
Me: I DON'T PLAY AMONG US ANYMORE! WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
Among Us player: Please! It will be fun!!!!!!!
Me: Fuck off!

Among Us player: Did you just swear?!?!?!?!?!!?!
Me: Yeah, grow up.
Among Us player: *starts crying* Why won't you play Among Us with me?
Me: Are you seriously crying?
Among Us player: *cries*
Me: Yeah, I'm out. Find someone else to piss off.

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ April 3, 2022

<•>_<•>

Some kinda emoticon face thingy, idk. It looks shocked or something like that, like "WTF DUDE!?"

Person1: hi
Person2: hi
Person1: So, I met Person 123456...
Person2: No you did not! He's not real, you fucking dumbass!
Person1: He is
Person2: no
Person1: yes
Person2: no
Person1: yes
Person2: What does he look like then?
Person1: He-
Person123456:Ꮿ Ꮋ Ꮍ Ꭰ Ꮎ Ꮑ ' Ꮏ Ꮍ Ꮎ Ꮼ Ꮥ Ꭼ Ꭼ Ꮀ Ꮎ Ꮢ Ꮍ Ꮎ Ꮼ Ꮢ Ꮥ Ꭼ Ꮭ Ꮀ?
Person2: <•>_<•>
Person1: See? I told you so!

(For clarification, no Person 123456 actually existed in the creation of this example)

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ April 16, 2022

asdfghjklqwertyuiopmnbvcxz

The result of typing every single letter on your keyboard starting with the middle row in order from left to right, then the top row also from left to right and the bottom row, but from right to left, for some reason.

Asdfghjklqwertyuiopmnbvcxz

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ June 6, 2022

do'nt

How absolute fucking dumbasses spell "don't"

Dumb_ass1: hi, my name is Richard, ples do'nt coll me dick, its ofenssive! 😃😙🤣🤩🤪☹️😡😕😒😢🧐🥵🤥🤤
I_likeGrammar: please* don't* call*
Sum1cool: wat

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ April 9, 2022