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Definitions by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ

asdfghjklqwertyuiopmnbvcxz 

The result of typing every single letter on your keyboard starting with the middle row in order from left to right, then the top row also from left to right and the bottom row, but from right to left, for some reason.
Asdfghjklqwertyuiopmnbvcxz

cunt dick shit fuck ass bitch cock

Something a person called BirchBuns defined because it is in one of the shrugging emoticon definitions. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I don't think an example for cunt dick shit fuck ass bitch cock is needed.

I want to commit genocide 

What I say every time I see what humanity has come to
*Something terrible happens*

Me: I want to commit genocide.
The cringy version of 😂 or 🤣
Cringelord: LoL iM vErY vErY qUiRkY tHiS iS hIlArIoUs lOlXxXxX😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
Everyone with an IQ over 3: bruh._.
😹 by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ April 21, 2022

<•>_<•>

Some kinda emoticon face thingy, idk. It looks shocked or something like that, like "WTF DUDE!?"
Person1: hi
Person2: hi
Person1: So, I met Person 123456...
Person2: No you did not! He's not real, you fucking dumbass!
Person1: He is
Person2: no
Person1: yes
Person2: no
Person1: yes
Person2: What does he look like then?
Person1: He-
Person123456:Ꮿ Ꮋ Ꮍ Ꭰ Ꮎ Ꮑ ' Ꮏ Ꮍ Ꮎ Ꮼ Ꮥ Ꭼ Ꭼ Ꮀ Ꮎ Ꮢ Ꮍ Ꮎ Ꮼ Ꮢ Ꮥ Ꭼ Ꮭ Ꮀ?
Person2: <•>_<•>
Person1: See? I told you so!

(For clarification, no Person 123456 actually existed in the creation of this example)
<•>_<•> by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ April 16, 2022

😺😸😹😻😼😽🙀😿😾 

The cat emojis. Some people use them because they think they are cute or it makes them look cool. Spoiler alert: it doesn't. They're cringe and if you use them, get the fuck out of my sight.
Cringe Lord: Omg, hiiiiiii!😽😻
Me: uhh... Hi?
Cringe Lord: How are you?

Me: Good, how about you?
Cringe Lord: Oh, my day has been perfect! 😸😺 Wanna hear the latest gossip?😹
Me: Uhhh... No thanks.
Cringe Lord: Ok, so I heard Sarah is dating Jim!😹😽 They are absolutely adorable! I've been waiting for them to get together!😻😽❤
Me: Ok, cool
Cringe Lord: Also, did you hear that Bobby is GAY!?!! 🙀😻
Me: ...
Cringe Lord: Too bad, because he was SOOOOOO cute!😻😿 Don't you agree?😽
Me: Uh, no. You're giving me a headache.
Cringe Lord:😭😢😿😿😿
Me: STOP USING THOSE DAMN EMOJIS! THEY'RE CRINGE!
Cringe Lord: They are not cringe 😿😾
Me: they are
Cringe Lord: No, they are not! They're cute!! See? 😺😸😹😻😼😽🙀😿😾
Me: Go fuck yourself...

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