¯\_㋡_/¯'s definitions
by ¯\_㋡_/¯ January 6, 2022

Guy 1: WHY CANT I BEAT THE FIRST LEVEL OF UNFAIR MARIO?
Guy 2: Come on dude. Just chill.
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAA *Throws Keyboard*
Guy 2: I told you to chill! Now look what you have done!
Guy 2: Come on dude. Just chill.
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAA *Throws Keyboard*
Guy 2: I told you to chill! Now look what you have done!
by ¯\_㋡_/¯ March 30, 2021

When you get SO BORED that you type all the possible QWERTY combinations just to find out that this one exists. This is when you type the bottom keys up and down backwards, then type the top letters from u to q
Guy 1: Ugh, I am so bored! Wait! i can type all the QWERTY combinations from qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm to mjnhbgvfcdxszaplokiuytrewq!
Guy 2: Oh no...
Guy 2: Oh no...
by ¯\_㋡_/¯ January 6, 2022

Guy 1: Ok Guys 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6. Yall will have a race at baby park . There are 7 laps cuz the track is so smol.
*6 laps later*
Final Lap!!! (Lap 7)
Guy 5: I will never be bea- o no a blue shell.
Guy 6: Think again Guy 5!
Guy 3: *Zooms past Guy 5 and 6.* I WINNNN!!!
Guy 2, 4, 5, and 6: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
*6 laps later*
Final Lap!!! (Lap 7)
Guy 5: I will never be bea- o no a blue shell.
Guy 6: Think again Guy 5!
Guy 3: *Zooms past Guy 5 and 6.* I WINNNN!!!
Guy 2, 4, 5, and 6: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
by ¯\_㋡_/¯ May 3, 2021

Boris: How dare you misbehave while me and your mom were out of the house! That's it! you are grounded grounded grounded for 451982519352936912591 centuries! now go to your room!
Caillou: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Caillou: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
by ¯\_㋡_/¯ June 11, 2021

1x1x1x1: Lets make an alt account named 2x2x2x2!
1x1x1x1 and 2x2x2x2: *Proceeds to continue hacking.*
1x1x1x1 and 2x2x2x2: *Proceeds to continue hacking.*
by ¯\_㋡_/¯ March 31, 2021

Remember the definition for qeryioadfhklxvbm? Yeah you thought you could search it backwards and find no definition but WRONG! YOU LOSE!
by ¯\_㋡_/¯ February 4, 2022
