7 definitions by ][D ][ ][\/][ ][D ][ ][\][

jokes

a noun which means referes to something funny

1:the school is on fire!
2:Jokes!

a:lets put arsanic in the coffee it will be jokes
b: hehe jokes

I:...and thats why its called spotted dick
II:ahahaha you give me so much jokes

by ][D ][ ][\/][ ][D ][ ][\][ March 14, 2004

sheet

a word meaning shit which ALL people who can't speak english that well say

mexican:sheet tha glingos are coming!
italian:ah sheet, my spagaty
arab:dees will never work, dees bomb is sheet
french:errr may ah have de sheet?

by ][D ][ ][\/][ ][D ][ ][\][ January 30, 2004

grazing

it is what rural people do while urban people are blazing

rural:hey billy-bob-joe-junior lets graze like the cattle
urban:yo sub z lets blaze all night like gangstas

by ][D ][ ][\/][ ][D ][ ][\][ April 1, 2004

stfd

shut the fuck down
like when your pc wont shut down the normal way, you say this before you turn the power off

*blue sceen*
<enter>
*blue screen*
<enter>
*blue screen*
<enter>
*blue screen*
<enter>
<space>
*blue screen*
<esc>
<esc>
Shut The Fuck Down
(turns power off)

by ][D ][ ][\/][ ][D ][ ][\][ March 23, 2004

sh@

abreviated version of shat which is another version of shit

Oh sh@ I have just died.

by ][D ][ ][\/][ ][D ][ ][\][ February 13, 2004

no your mum

if your in a weird mood, every thing someone says you link to their mum

1:its hot outside
2:no your mums hot outside
1:what are you talking about?
2:what is your mum talking about
1:shup up!
2:no your mum should shut up
1:fuck you!
2:no your mum should fuck you
1:just go away and leave me alone
2:no your mum should...............

etc

by ][D ][ ][\/][ ][D ][ ][\][ March 20, 2004

aol

i know there are bear entrys about aol but i need 2 contribute to the downfall of the idoits which spawned this abonination and the people who use it-retards/teacher (why do i have a / inbetween?)
SMALLSCREEN
SLOW
DISCONNECTS
SLOW
THINKS IT KNOWS BEST
DISCONNECTS

aol user
"lets use the email"
"i think i will reply to this email a few times to make sure it is sent, the cogs might be brocken in the computer machine"
"hurray, the aol has barred %99 of all websites, now only a swedish garding website picture is left"
"i think i want to come off the computer now, oh, the aol read my mind, technology eh, i think ill destroy the computer just to make sure though, dont want my melvin catching a computer virus"
"i wander if anyone else has a computer machine?"
"i think ill have some gay sex now"
"i think ill go to a protest about some country"

by ][D ][ ][\/][ ][D ][ ][\][ January 24, 2004