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Get Your WARROG

Acronym for War Against Retards Running Our Government, meaning the electorate's revolt against the profound rise in stupidity of politics today.

Get Your WARROG means to abstain from voting in a race where the only choices are a Democrat and a Republican, and you only have a 50/50 chance that the winner will ever represent you. They will only represent one half of their constituency. And even if your candidate wins, the other party won't work with them anyway. So it doesn't fucking matter.
Dude, did you get your WARROG? I skipped both the state and congressional house races, and wrote-in Nathan Explosion for Governor of Florida. So I got my WARROG.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 19, 2010
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Terrorzona

Terror in Arizona.

On Sarah Palin's infamous target map of Democrat-held congressional districts, she indiscriminately used gunsights and told people to "Take a Stand". Three of those gunsights were in Arizona, more than any other state. And the terror attack of January 8, 2011 that she inspired, took place in Tucson.
Sarah Palin's advertisement in Terrorzona said "Get on Target for Victory in November Help remove Gabrielle Giffords from office Shoot a fully automatic M16 with Jesse Kelly."
by [TOM] ThunderDawg January 11, 2011
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Sucking the Political Cock

Defending an elected official, no matter how corrupt, scandalous, or incompetent they are, just because you belong to the same political party.
I can't believe Ne0Cons are still Sucking the Political Cock of George W. Bush. He truly was the Worst President in History.

After kissing a Politician's ass it is only proper to finish him off by Sucking the Political Cock.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 8, 2010
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Zyngo

proper noun, i.e, Zynga Bingo. The vast majority of more than 23 million Zynga Poker Players do not know how to play Texas Hold'em Poker, so they play Zyngo. They go All-In, all the time, before the Flop, without regard to their hole cards. When someone wins, they proclaim "BINGO!". On regular tables, they leave after winning a Zyngo. In tournaments, a Zyngo win on the first hand means you then have a 90% chance of winning the tournament, unless you continue to play Zyngo.
I can't play Zyngo anymore, it's sucks too hard.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg November 2, 2010
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Republigion

n., the national religion formed by radical right wing Neoconservatives. It is a melding of all Christianity, even though most of its beliefs have long ago been proven to be false.
Most Christians, and especially Catholics, are supposed to believe in Evolution, so if they believe in Intelligent Design, their real religion is Republigion.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg June 24, 2011
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InsaniTea

A group of hysterical people whose political views are so extreme as to defy logic and reason. They can believe anything, no matter how insane, and they chronically regurgitate ridiculous sound bites because they stopped using their own brains.
When you join the InsaniTea Party, you are helping turn our country into an Idiocracy.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg November 19, 2011
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Femafication

Removing qualified professionals from positions throughout an organization, and installing ideologists with no skills to adequately perform the mission of those organizations, in this case a whole federal government administration, under George W. Bush.
Nobel 2008 Economics Laureate PAUL KRUGMAN: "I also wonder how much the Femafication of government under President Bush contributed to Mr. Paulson’s fumble. All across the executive branch, knowledgeable professionals have been driven out; there may not have been anyone left at Treasury with the stature and background to tell Mr. Paulson that he wasn’t making sense."
by [TOM] ThunderDawg February 19, 2009
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