Hip-eponymous

Cool People, or Hipsters, who belong to an Eponymous Society, where all members have the same name. Hip-eponymous is the next logical step to Googling your own name. You find and friend everyone with your name, and start a group, such as the "Your Name" Society.
I have my own Hip-eponymous group on FaceBook, everyone has the same name as me. ^_^
by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 27, 2010
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Zynga-dicted™

Zynga-dicted™ (ZIN-guh-DIC-ted), adj., is a de facto trademark of Zynga, Inc. It describes someone who is hooked up on Internet Crack, and totally devoid of a life.

see also,

ZyngAddict™ (ZINg-AD-dict), n., a person who is hooked up on Internet Crack, and totally devoid of a life.

Note the adjective has only one "d".
Oh, man, he doesn't work, bathe, or go outside. He must be Zynga-dicted™.

I'm tired of all the ZyngAddicts™ on Facebook. All they do is SPAM that fucking nonsense all over my nice neat wall. I had to ban all those God Damn ZyngAddicts™.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg September 19, 2010
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Jingohistorian

Extreme Patriots, or Jingoists, who write the history books that are taught in all schools.
History is written by the Victors, and they are all Jingohistorians.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg November 17, 2010
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Get Your WARROG

Acronym for War Against Retards Running Our Government, meaning the electorate's revolt against the profound rise in stupidity of politics today.

Get Your WARROG means to abstain from voting in a race where the only choices are a Democrat and a Republican, and you only have a 50/50 chance that the winner will ever represent you. They will only represent one half of their constituency. And even if your candidate wins, the other party won't work with them anyway. So it doesn't fucking matter.
Dude, did you get your WARROG? I skipped both the state and congressional house races, and wrote-in Nathan Explosion for Governor of Florida. So I got my WARROG.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 19, 2010
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Defending an elected official, no matter how corrupt, scandalous, or incompetent they are, just because you belong to the same political party.
I can't believe Ne0Cons are still Sucking the Political Cock of George W. Bush. He truly was the Worst President in History.

After kissing a Politician's ass it is only proper to finish him off by Sucking the Political Cock.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 08, 2010
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Zyngo

proper noun, i.e, Zynga Bingo. The vast majority of more than 23 million Zynga Poker Players do not know how to play Texas Hold'em Poker, so they play Zyngo. They go All-In, all the time, before the Flop, without regard to their hole cards. When someone wins, they proclaim "BINGO!". On regular tables, they leave after winning a Zyngo. In tournaments, a Zyngo win on the first hand means you then have a 90% chance of winning the tournament, unless you continue to play Zyngo.
I can't play Zyngo anymore, it's sucks too hard.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg November 02, 2010
mugGet the Zyngomug.

Shruburbs

I saw some homeless people sleeping in the shruburbs, near the park, last week.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg September 07, 2013
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