[TOM] ThunderDawg's definitions

Hip-eponymous

Cool People, or Hipsters, who belong to an Eponymous Society, where all members have the same name. Hip-eponymous is the next logical step to Googling your own name. You find and friend everyone with your name, and start a group, such as the "Your Name" Society.

I have my own Hip-eponymous group on FaceBook, everyone has the same name as me. ^_^

by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 27, 2010

Zyngo

proper noun, i.e, Zynga Bingo. The vast majority of more than 23 million Zynga Poker Players do not know how to play Texas Hold'em Poker, so they play Zyngo. They go All-In, all the time, before the Flop, without regard to their hole cards. When someone wins, they proclaim "BINGO!". On regular tables, they leave after winning a Zyngo. In tournaments, a Zyngo win on the first hand means you then have a 90% chance of winning the tournament, unless you continue to play Zyngo.

I can't play Zyngo anymore, it's sucks too hard.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg November 2, 2010

Badvertising

noun, Political Advertising that only infuriates its intended audience, causing them to NOT vote for the Douche or Turd who "approved this message".

Our Congressman lost the election because he tortured everyone in his district for months with Badvertising. He could have easily won if he had attacked his opponent's ideas instead of slinging mud. That stinking piece of shit blamed another stinking piece of shit for stinking.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg November 9, 2010

Jingohistorian

Extreme Patriots, or Jingoists, who write the history books that are taught in all schools.

History is written by the Victors, and they are all Jingohistorians.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg November 17, 2010

Retardginalize

To marginalize something so completely as to make it absolutely retarded.

Republicans Retardginalize Taxes down to sound bites and talking points.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg November 23, 2010

Femafication

Removing qualified professionals from positions throughout an organization, and installing ideologists with no skills to adequately perform the mission of those organizations, in this case a whole federal government administration, under George W. Bush.

Nobel 2008 Economics Laureate PAUL KRUGMAN: "I also wonder how much the Femafication of government under President Bush contributed to Mr. Paulson’s fumble. All across the executive branch, knowledgeable professionals have been driven out; there may not have been anyone left at Treasury with the stature and background to tell Mr. Paulson that he wasn’t making sense."

by [TOM] ThunderDawg February 19, 2009

Shruburbs

the place where hobos sleep.

I saw some homeless people sleeping in the shruburbs, near the park, last week.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg September 7, 2013