Get Your WARROG

Acronym for War Against Retards Running Our Government, meaning the electorate's revolt against the profound rise in stupidity of politics today.

Get Your WARROG means to abstain from voting in a race where the only choices are a Democrat and a Republican, and you only have a 50/50 chance that the winner will ever represent you. They will only represent one half of their constituency. And even if your candidate wins, the other party won't work with them anyway. So it doesn't fucking matter.
Dude, did you get your WARROG? I skipped both the state and congressional house races, and wrote-in Nathan Explosion for Governor of Florida. So I got my WARROG.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 17, 2010
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Z-Tard

Any software programmer who works for Zynga, which produces the worst software on Earth, and also the management at Zynga, that either tolerates incompetence or requires it.
Zynga has the same promotions every week, and you would think they could copy and paste, but Nooooo, the Z-Tards always have new bugs. Any software coded by a Z-Tard has more bugs than the Brazilion rain forest.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg December 22, 2010
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Lake Worth, Florida

A Podunk City in Palm Beach County, Florida, that is famously known as "The Home of the Newlywed and Nearly Dead", due to low rent crackerbox housing on 15-foot wide properties throughout the downtown area, and lettered and numbered streets. The Podunk Municipal Electric Company has an average of 700 power outages every year. A College Dropout, Inventory Stocking Clerk at Target is a City Commissioner, and
Lake Worth, Florida is as Podunk a town as you get.

Welcome to Lake Worth, please set your watches back Fifty Years.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg December 06, 2010
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Zynga-dicted™

Zynga-dicted™ (ZIN-guh-DIC-ted), adj., is a de facto trademark of Zynga, Inc. It describes someone who is hooked up on Internet Crack, and totally devoid of a life.

see also,

ZyngAddict™ (ZINg-AD-dict), n., a person who is hooked up on Internet Crack, and totally devoid of a life.

Note the adjective has only one "d".
Oh, man, he doesn't work, bathe, or go outside. He must be Zynga-dicted™.

I'm tired of all the ZyngAddicts™ on Facebook. All they do is SPAM that fucking nonsense all over my nice neat wall. I had to ban all those God Damn ZyngAddicts™.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg September 19, 2010
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InsaniTea

A group of hysterical people whose political views are so extreme as to defy logic and reason. They can believe anything, no matter how insane, and they chronically regurgitate ridiculous sound bites because they stopped using their own brains.
When you join the InsaniTea Party, you are helping turn our country into an Idiocracy.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg June 04, 2011
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Hip-eponymous

Cool People, or Hipsters, who belong to an Eponymous Society, where all members have the same name. Hip-eponymous is the next logical step to Googling your own name. You find and friend everyone with your name, and start a group, such as the "Your Name" Society.
I have my own Hip-eponymous group on FaceBook, everyone has the same name as me. ^_^
by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 27, 2010
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Zyngar™

Zyngar™, noun, is a de facto trademark of Zynga, Inc.

Zynga is a Web 2.0-based social network game developer that owns browser-based games that work both stand-alone and as application widgets on social networking websites such as Facebook and MySpace. Mafia Wars, Texas Hold'em Poker, Cafe World and Frontierville are among their most popular properties, with tens of millions of players in each one. Zynga has learned that, more often than not, they can get away with stealing from their entire customer base, using Zyngars™.
A classic example of a Zyngar™ is in Mafia Wars. If you have adequate Reward Points while working the Robbing Board (which may require thousands of individual clicks), a random pop up appears, precisely where your mouse cursor is, and automatically spends some of those RPs, which you paid for with cash. you do not even have to click on purchase, a mosueover will spend your money, without so much as a confirmation button, which Zynga refuses to provide.

In Texas Hold'em Poker, the Zyngar™ is that they "sting" you with popups every time you win a hand, and the application freezes, every single time, forcing you to lose the hand and possibly getting bumped off the table. It actually turns out that, winning a hand is the Worst Thing that can happen in Texas Hold'em Poker.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg September 18, 2010
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