Definitions by =^..^=

pwn 

(PWN, p'OWN, poon, pAHWN)
n.
a term coined by someone who slept through keyboarding class, it means to 'own' someone, or , rather, to be better than them at something. Admittedly, it is quite addictive to use it.

jim beats bob at super smash bros.:
jim:"I pwn'd you!"

pwn by =^..^= December 5, 2004

pretzel 

n.
(PRET-zuhl)
a small, salty, usually crunchy baked piece of.. pretzel.
Comes in an infinite amount of shapes to guarantee you'll buy them.
It is said they originated from a priest who made them to reward children for saying prayers correctly.
They attempted to rise up and assasinate our dictator, Dubya, but sadly they failed and we'll all die.
Oh, and some are covered in chocolate too.
mmmm...

-I ate a pretzel.
-pretzels are nice

pretzel by =^..^= December 5, 2004

japanimation 

n.
(juh-PAYN-uh-MAYSHUN)
Another word for Anime which is admittedly much more fun to say. It is an addictive and awesome artform when it is not being used to either tell depressingly boring stories (unless, of course, they feature those cute demon boys.. grrowl) or is used primarily to get illogically big-breasted women into small shirts.
see also: anime

"japanimation pwns american animation any day of the week ;)"

japanimation by =^..^= December 5, 2004

fucktard 

n.
(FUHK-tahrd)
A word used to express the sentiments of calling someone a 'retard' by one who also feels the need to swear at the same time.
Unsurprisingly, the people most likely to use this word are also the people most accurately described by it.

joo R such a FUCKTARD!!!!!!11!!1!

fucktard by =^..^= December 5, 2004

flamer 

A man dressed up in womens' clothes. 'Flamer' is a shortened form of 'Flaming Faggot', a burning piece of tinder. How a man in womens' clothes is comparable to burning tinder is beyond me.

"He is a flamer"
"Look at the flamers!"

flamer by =^..^= November 2, 2004